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Inspired by the greatest to ever do it

Anthony Rendon, a beacon of inspiration for those who dream of earning millions while mastering the art of doing absolutely nothing. His unparalleled dedication to avoiding baseball games while cashing massive checks has sparked a revolution—and this website is its shrine.

Here, we meticulously track every game Rendon doesn't play, alongside the jaw-dropping sums he pockets for his heroic inaction. Dive into the stats, marvel at the dollars-per-snooze ratio, and celebrate the legacy of a man who redefined "getting paid to sit it out."

Heartwarming Benchwarming Metrics

Game Avoidance Mastery

Track every spectacular no-show and calculate earnings per game masterfully skipped.

Benchwarming Analytics

View comprehensive stats on bench time, dollars-per-minute-benched, and historical inaction.

Phantom Injury Reports

Monitor IL stints and the art of extending recovery time for maximum financial gain with minimal physical effort.

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